Thanks for the laugh Flat!
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| Author: | FlatLand Gobbler [ Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:42 am ] |
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A West Virginia redneck was stopped by a game warden in eastern panhandle recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a river well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" "Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish." "Pet fish?" "Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take 'em home." "That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" The redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's The truth. I'll show you. It really works." "Okay, I've GOT to see this!" The redneck poured the fish into the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?" "Well, what?" said the redneck. "When are you going to call them back?" "Call who back?" "The FISH!" "What fish?" |
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| Author: | Dale [ Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:14 am ] |
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Now that's a good one. |
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| Author: | wvdeerhtr [ Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:14 am ] |
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West Viginians are not as dumb as people think we are just want everyone to think we do not have much in between our ears. |
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| Author: | WVBOY [ Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:18 am ] |
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Now that made me laugh.. Thanks, |
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| Author: | Turkenator [ Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:30 pm ] |
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Thanks for the laugh Flat!
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