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FlatLand Gobbler
King of Spring
Joined: Mon Dec 06, 2004 8:46 am Posts: 753 Location: Hampton, VA.
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What Fish?
A West Virginia redneck was stopped by a game warden in eastern panhandle recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a river well known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
"Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?"
"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take 'em home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
The redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's
The truth. I'll show you. It really works."
"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"
The redneck poured the fish into the river and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" said the redneck.
"When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH!"
"What fish?"
_________________ Ron
"Turkey hunting, when you knock all the feathers off it, is a game of infinite variables, played on a field of unlimited dimension, against an opponent who doesn't know the rules and wouldn't play by them if he did." ...Jim Spencer
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Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:42 am |
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Dale
King of Spring
Joined: Sat Dec 04, 2004 9:27 am Posts: 1907 Location: Roanoke, VA
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Now that's a good one.
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Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:14 am |
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wvdeerhtr
Poult
Joined: Sun Feb 27, 2005 9:51 pm Posts: 15 Location: Virginia Beach, Va
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West Viginians are not as dumb as people think we are just want everyone to think we do not have much in between our ears.
_________________ WVDEERHTR
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Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:14 am |
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WVBOY
King of Spring
Joined: Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:33 pm Posts: 3038 Location: Powhatan, VA
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Now that made me laugh..
Thanks,
_________________ RB
Take me Home Country Roads.
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Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:18 am |
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Turkenator
King of Spring
Joined: Fri Apr 22, 2005 11:28 pm Posts: 333 Location: Wise County, VA
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Thanks for the laugh Flat!
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Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:30 pm |
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